New bear arrived – named Shittie.
Personality: Possibly the only white piece of shit in this world. On good days he asserts that it is his USP. On bad days, he questions his strangeness and pitifully admits that he doesn’t fit into the inner circle of brown shits. He just wants to be seen, but is wrought with self-doubt. A not-good-enough piece of shit. Drowns himself in self-doubt and mopes around in bitterness.
Let’s hope Shittie doesn’t hit the fan any time soon.