Shittie

Possibly the only white piece of shit in this world. On good days he asserts that it is his USP. On bad days, he questions his strangeness and pitifully admits that he doesn’t fit into the inner circle of brown shits. He just wants to be seen, but is wrought with self-doubt. A not-good-enough piece of shit. Let’s hope he doesn’t hit the fan any time soon.

toilet paper

toilet paper

Shittie hoards some toilet paper, make sure he has enough.

toilet closed

toilet closed

Shittie can’t take a dump coz the toilet is closed. Shit!

Introducing Shittie

Introducing Shittie

New bear arrived – named Shittie. Personality: Possibly the only white piece of shit in this world. On good days he asserts that it is his USP. On bad days, he questions his strangeness and pitifully admits that he doesn’t fit into the inner circle of brown shits. He just wants to be seen, but is